have such a bad memory that when i got up from the table to get a drink and accidentally dropped broccoli onto my chair at dinner the other night, i had to ask my family to remind me it's there before i sat down again...
...which, of course, they did not.
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
Haters, please. It's not like I ruin the tea on purpose!
Anyway I always do it cos I put the mug on the corner of my bedside table, then I go to clamber into bed, feet flailing around, one goes in the mug and it gets tipped onto my bedI always always always do it just after i've changed my bed sheets as well, so annoying.
Bedside tables are typically at the head of the bed though. How exactly can you jump into a bed with such ferocity so that your feet can make contact with something on the table?
Unless, of course, you're doing something else ferocious in bed.![]()
Eric Acosta disagrees.
Both of you are still clumsy freaks.
Take something upstairs and then 20 minutes later lose it, and complain that someone moved it. SO original right?