Only I Could Do That~

[Laddy]

I went to my hairstylist in true fagtastic fashion and we discussed Firefly.

I discussed Firefly with my hairstylist.

Name something only you would do.

[Bunny]

Be an asshole on the internet.

oh wait nvm

[rubah]

Be my own worst enemy

[Iceglow]

Flirt openly with a customer in front of 2 senior sales, 3 supervisors and an assistant manager whilst on the tills.

[Shlup]

I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

Back on topic: No one can crush the soul of an innocent EoFFer like I can.

[Mo-Nercy]

Promise my missus I'd stop doing something - then do it again within minutes.

[Vermachtnis]

I've started a conversation with my friends about the intelligence of rope.

[Raistlin]

My official part-time job is to irritate ShlupQuack. It's on my CV.

Another one: a few days ago I talked about Jesus pareidolia at a poker game.

[Rye]

Share my most embarrassing stories casually to my co-workers.

[Shiny]

Have a friend's parent walk in on me explaining my night out in a hooker-filled neighborhood.

This is why you shouldn't get into cars with crazy women.

[Shorty]

You love Firefly = I love you.

Tip my drink and spill it, and then spill it again when I go to set it down to get a towel.

[Aerith's Knight]

Think about 4-dimensional relativistic effects in separate planes according to an observer's standpoint in relation to length, time-perception, and shifts in light..

...while being drunk.

[Shoeberto]

I think I'm to the point where any one specific moment betrays the overall strangeness of my journey through life thus far.

[Laddy]

I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?