On the one hand, I love 300, I love Watchmen even more, and mindless action and tits are both a-okay in my book.

On the other, we have Ouch!, a man who is, in my view, a hero of this website and indeed modern times. He is also a man so placcid and calm that he would put the Buddha himself to shame. And yet this man, this glorious figure of a man, was so offended that he wanted to walk out of the theater, and was left so enraged that he ostensibly mercilessly assaulted several homeless people after his viewing.

I am torn.