*sniff* *wipes tear*

Thank you, guys. But I would like to address the rest of this post to Shluppers.

Amanda, it really means a lot to me that you chose to get married on my birthday. I know how much my birthday overshadows your wedding in your own heart and mind, and I love the fact that we will be sharing this day forever.

I know arguing with me gets you hot and horny -- and you need all the help you can get in that department in your old age -- which is why we have done this dance for so many years. But sometimes I just need to stop and let you know just how much you mean to me, even including your saggy boobs and fat ass. You are one awesome granny.

I <3 you.