Raistlin Day

[Jiro]

You make gross assumptions Amanda, and in this particular case, you're far wrong.

[Clo]

Great, now everyone's been inspired to defend their lack of virginity.
I am disappoint, Shlup.

[G13]

What's to defend?

[Raistlin]

Shlup apparently just fondly imagines that I am a virgin so that she might have the fortune of teaching me herself. I am so sorry to disappoint you, Amanda, but you really need to give up that consistent fantasy of yours.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Raist, don't be so heartless. Let Shlup have her dreams, you should know how much that means to her.

[Bunny]

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Happy Birthday my favorite person named after a neat literary character from a pretty good fantasy franchise.

Or is he named after you? Mysteries abound.

[Goldenboko]

May as well rename this thread "Shlup makes a fool of herself". Good game guys.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

[Raistlin]

Happy Birthday my favorite person named after a neat literary character from a pretty good fantasy franchise.

Thank y-...

Wait, who exactly is my competition?

[Clo]

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

I'll be the Godmother, so I can corrupt him/her/it against its parents.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

I'll be the Godmother, so I can corrupt him/her/it against its parents.

Alright, we'll do it together. Best. Godparents. Ever. /smug

[Marshall Banana]

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[Shlup]

Great, now everyone's been inspired to defend their lack of virginity.
I am disappoint, Shlup.

I agree, it was a grievous error.

I will consider us even.

May as rename this thread "Shlup makes a fool of herself". Good game guys.

Pfft, this is notably better than enduring that other thread all day. It's not really avoidable; once these boys get a hold of a bone they just can't stop salivating.

Hey, guys, remember when we made this joke last year? And the year before that? And the year before that? And the year before that?

[Raistlin]

I look forward to next year!

[Jiro]

It's not really avoidable; once these boys get a hold of a bone they just can't stop salivating.

You'd know all about that, wouldn't ya?

Hey, guys, remember when we made this joke last year? And the year before that? And the year before that? And the year before that?

What joke? I made a thread expressing my admiration for Raistlin and I thought I would mention your obvious infatuation with him too. I'm sorry for stealing your limelight