Raistlin Day

[Shlup]

Happy Birthday, Raistlin! Congratulations on finally hitting puberty!

*whistles*

[The Man]

I liked the first thread better.

Happy birthday WesLY

[Raistlin]

Don't worry, the first thread will be back until Shlup accepts the HEARTFELT messages in it.

[Clo]

Oh, hey, look, a lame thread that's not nearly as good as the first one.

I'm not saying happy birthday again, Wes!

[G13]

O sing your praises, for today be a glorious day! Let the trumpets ring out in the night and play throughout the morn, awakening all to the significance of this day.

And, as if blessed by some ethereal being, a babe was brought forth into this world one score and three years ago, marking this day as the one we commemorate our dearest Raistlin's day of birth!

He is a man of much wisdom and much fortitude, a champion of truth and justice irrespective of creed or class. He triumphs over evil and endures ever onwards!

I am not alone in recognising this strength of character, excellence embodied in a simple human frame. Nay, for there are others among you who appreciate and respect this man!

There is one in particular, one damsel who, in a display of undying affection, chose this day, this specific day as the day every woman most looks forward to -- her wedding.

Your beloved administrator and friend, Mrs Shlup Quackers, chose the birthday of her secret and eternal love, Raistlin the Magnificent, as the day to be united with her spouse (who mysteriously is not Raistlin!).

Every year, on the day of her anniversary, Mrs Shlup Quackers is reminded of her dearest Raistlin, and renews her feelings.

So come, my friends! Let us join ShlupQuack as we celebrate our love for Raistlin in our own special way. Never forget your first and your truest love, ShlupQuack, even during coitus! Not that we need remind you, I am sure it happens already!

Happy birthday Wes

[Jiro]

The relationship between these two humans is inspirational. I hope that one day I can have such a love/hate relationship, maybe with a fit young Twi'lek. The undying love between these two is enough to bring even a warm glow to this bounty hunter's cold, dark heart. May your blaster aim always be true, Raistlin.

[Shlup]

You're all beasts.

[Raistlin]

*sniff* *wipes tear*

Thank you, guys. But I would like to address the rest of this post to Shluppers.

Amanda, it really means a lot to me that you chose to get married on my birthday. I know how much my birthday overshadows your wedding in your own heart and mind, and I love the fact that we will be sharing this day forever.

I know arguing with me gets you hot and horny -- and you need all the help you can get in that department in your old age -- which is why we have done this dance for so many years. But sometimes I just need to stop and let you know just how much you mean to me, even including your saggy boobs and fat ass. You are one awesome granny.

I <3 you.

[Jiro]

I understand that you merely wished to be the one to make Raistlin's birthday thread. I understand that. So please, don't feel guilty at purging my thread. Being separated from your heart's desire has only driven you to find other ways to express your love. It's okay, you don't need to deny it any more. You can finally admit that Raistlin has had your heart for all eternity.

[G13]

You're all beasts.

Oh I'm sorry. I completely forgot.

Happy anniversary tomorrow Amanda!

[Clo]

Since everybody else is reminscing to that short-lived thread, and it took PAINS for me to say what I said, here:

I am here to OBJECTIVELY take part in the celebration caused by the fact that it is Wes's birthday, and also Shlup's anniversary.

Wes is PRETTY OKAY so I hope he has a PRETTY OKAY day.

EDIT: Okay FINE, Wes is a genius and this day is now holy in the eyes of non-believers as a gift to those who wish to marvel on a true intellect or WHATEVER, something, something, something.

[Shlup]

You people just don't appreciate a good, entirely justified deletion.

[G13]

And you don't appreciate a perfectly executed birthday/anniversary prank and I think that's the worst thing this thread has seen yet.

[Jiro]

You just don't understand Amanda! We're entitled to Raistlin as well. While he may be your eternal soul mate, he's still our friend! You can't monopolize him like this. Today is a day for all of us to celebrate Raistlin. And celebrate we shall!

[Clo]

I just want to interrupt y'all and say that the use of the Party Cat smiley in this thread is SUPERB.

Now, carry on everyone.