Since everybody else is reminscing to that short-lived thread, and it took PAINS for me to say what I said, here:

I am here to OBJECTIVELY take part in the celebration caused by the fact that it is Wes's birthday, and also Shlup's anniversary.

Wes is PRETTY OKAY so I hope he has a PRETTY OKAY day.

EDIT: Okay FINE, Wes is a genius and this day is now holy in the eyes of non-believers as a gift to those who wish to marvel on a true intellect or WHATEVER, something, something, something.