Raistlin Day

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you two smurf already? This foreplay has gone on for far too long.

Could you imagine if something happened and Shlup got pregnant from this unholy union? May God have mercy on us all.

Dibs on being Godfather!

I'll be the Godmother, so I can corrupt him/her/it against its parents.

Alright, we'll do it together. Best. Godparents. Ever. /smug