View Poll Results: are you papaphobic

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    Default holy pope Batman

    Quick question eoff ers who here has papaphobia Or an intense fear of the Pope?


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    I used to think he was a cool guy until I was molested


    there was a picture here

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    He certainly doesn't act like he believes in an Almighty God who is watching.



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    I loves me a pope on a stick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    I used to think he was a cool guy until I was molested
    When chuck. Norris was a kid he molested catholic preists and pedophiles.
    Sorry had to say it


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    Unless you are under 14 years old there's really nothing to be scared of.

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    I hereby denounce this thread and am highly disgusted by the accusation that I am a pedophile.

    Now if you'll excuse me I have a daycare center to run.
    derp

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    Just because Pope Benedict XVI looks like Palpatine doesn't mean you have to be scared of him. I'm sure he's a pretty nice guy behind that exterior of his.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I hear the pope personally inspected each child at his last ceremony, to see if they were 'pure' or not. Turns out that after thirty minutes none of them were.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    From what I hear, he's incredibly limber for an old guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    From what I hear, he's incredibly limber for an old guy.
    so you read the children's testimonies then?

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    Scared of someone who believes he talks to God? Nope, not really. I have one of those on the corner of the street near my apartment.

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    Wait he's the one who looks like Darth Sideous isn't he?

    Is so, then yes. I am petrified.

    I am not a man

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    He touched my peepee.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    He touched my peepee.
    The liquid or the member itself?

    (SPOILER)If none of you get this reference I just can't go on anymore.

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