All was going well till I caught scent of one of Jessica's farts, which must have travelled upstate to attack me thus. After doing a rough calculation assuming that farts travel approximately (2/3)*the speed of sound (for a normal human being I might assume (1/3)* but we are dealing with a really serious trumpeteer here), I'd say she let this one rip about .353515625 hours ago, or approximately 21 minutes ago. Needless to say the odor is quite repugnant.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
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