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    Default ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE SMURFING FURY?!?

    CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

    I WISH I COULD FART EXPLOSIVE RUST

    I'D CALL IT ORGANIC FERROPHOSPHATE YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT'S A PRETTY COOL PHRASE

    JESSICA'S FARTS CORRODE MORE THAN JUST METAL THEY MELT YOU TO THE BONE AND THEN THE BONE BECOMES RADIOACTIVE FOR 50 MILLION YEARS HER BUTT IS A VERY HOT, TIGHT CHERNOBYL

    MAN STALKER IS KIND OF A COOL GAME BUT I PREFER FALLOUT 3 I DON'T CARE IF THAT MAKES ME CASUAL

    WHAT'S UP KEITH HOW'S IT HANGIN?

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    JESSICA'S FARTS CORRODE MORE THAN JUST METAL THEY MELT YOU TO THE BONE AND THEN THE BONE BECOMES RADIOACTIVE FOR 50 MILLION YEARS HER BUTT IS A VERY HOT, TIGHT CHERNOBYLL
    Chapter 30 is complete.

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    I'd like to confirm what the honourable gentleman said about Rye's farts.

    We were at this pub that she likes - she says it's cute but it's actually a real dive - having a good time, gossiping about all of you and saying mean things about you, so on and so forth, when our pleasant atmosphere is broken by a loud rumbling. I thought a train was coming through the god damn building, the noise was so loud. Nope. Turns out it was Fun Size's butt erupting, and erupt it did. Everyone's eyes turned to her, and she just acted her usual ditzy self, giggling "Whoops, sorry guys! I'm a cute girl! ". And that's when it hit me. That smell. That odour, that foul stench...on that day I felt doom, the doom of all men. I don't want to say any more. I just can't. Needless to say I've had operations on my nose since then, but it's still with me. I think it will haunt me forever. May God have mercy upon all in her path.

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    She once left a fart that lingered for over an hour, in a room with airflow.

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    Poor Jessica.

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    Poor JESSICA? What about poor THE REST OF US?!

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    You can smell them from here You guys are just cruel.

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    I liked where this was going until it turned towards what I can only assume is a very nasty place. I'm not even sure the fury we as a community could unleash could top the stories I've heard.

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    Why can't I neg posts? D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Why can't I neg posts? D:
    Because EoFF is the single happiest place on the internet full of only the best and brightest optimists to ever gaze upon God's Green Earth™. Nothing bad ever happens here except that one time when we let Shlup out of her cage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    WHAT'S UP KEITH HOW'S IT HANGIN?
    All was going well till I caught scent of one of Jessica's farts, which must have travelled upstate to attack me thus. After doing a rough calculation assuming that farts travel approximately (2/3)*the speed of sound (for a normal human being I might assume (1/3)* but we are dealing with a really serious trumpeteer here), I'd say she let this one rip about .353515625 hours ago, or approximately 21 minutes ago. Needless to say the odor is quite repugnant.

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