Corrupted Wish Game

[leader of mortals]

You find Dolores Umbridge's pen.

I wish I could have an awesome dream tonight.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Unfortunately, everything is horrible when you wake up.

I wish I had a pet unicorn

[razorrozar7]

Granted. It gets mako poisoning and dies. You are haunted by its ghost, which drives you to suicide.

Decided not to go with the stock "it goes berserk and kills you" thing.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. You get this fish on a dish, but is served by a bitch that makes you wish you never had the fish because your brain goes squish because the bitch was a witch with a magic swish, for the witch had a wish to accomplish.

HOLY SMOKES THAT WAS FUN

I wish I could continue that rhyme.

[leader of mortals]

Granted. You continue the rhyme forever. You never leave the house and you soon die of starvation.

I wish for a hug :3

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Here's a porcupine!

I wish my slippers were fuzzy again. >:

[leader of mortals]

Granted. Your slippers are now made of dead kittens.

I wish Demon Dude would post next XD

[TheGlassesGirl]

I wish lom would post next! :U

[razorrozar7]

Granted.

Dammit, first Rye, now LoM. I need to change my password.

I wish I had a large Frosty.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It's razor blade flavored!

Did I just miss something...?

I wish my mp3 player would charge faster.

[NeoCracker]

It charges fast all right, though the rapid energy intake causes it to blow up. O_O

I wish I had a pedo-van.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you.

I wish I had more chips. -holds out bowl like Oliver Twist-

[f f freak]

Granted. You now have 1 million wood chips. MMMM! Oaky!

I wish for nothing.

[Agent Proto]

Granted. Everything you ever owned is now stripped away from you leaving you with nothing.

I wish I had my own TARDIS.

[qwertysaur]

Granted. It also is about to EXPLODE

I wish I didn't die in mafia