Corrupted Wish Game

[razorrozar7]

Granted. You get an empty, soulless copy of Naomi that does nothing but sit and stare at you with empty eyes. UNTIL SHE SUCKS YOUR SOUL OUT.

I wish everyone was a good person.

[Agent Proto]

@ NCG: Wish granted, however she proceeds to block you from this point on. xD
@ razor: Goddammit, wish granted. That however, makes you a bad person.

I wish I was a crime fighter.

[leader of mortals]

Wow, you're right, you should be Pedobear...

Razorrozar: Everyone is good, but now murdering is considered good, and you are the first target.
Edit: ARGGG
Blues Agent: You fight crime, and it fights you back. You do not win

I wish my last wish was actually granted

[razorrozar7]

Granted. The last wish you ever make will be granted.

I wish for the powers of Spiderman.

[leader of mortals]

Granted, you are now a pussy

I wish for respect

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but the respect is stemmed from fear.

I wish my pug would stop being a freaking spazzoid and fall asleep.

[leader of mortals]

Seriously, no one could ever fear me. I'm a smurfing teddy bear, unless they are afraid of my picture XD

I wanted to say your pug went into an eternal sleep, I really did, but I can't do that to ya. So instead your pug falls asleep on your clothes and drools. A lot. Like 4 gallons.

I wish I could punch a certain person that me and Naomi know in the face.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Holy smurf, you predicted the future! He's doing that now. xD

Granted. And I can't corrupt that because I want the same thing.

I wish LoM could punch a certain person me and him know in the face.

[NorthernChaosGod]

lom punches this person and breaks his hand. And then gets beaten up.

I wish to be Pedobear.

Wow, you're right, you should be Pedobear...

/smug

[leader of mortals]

Well, now that I think about it, I think I would rather punch him in the sternum or the ulnar nerve. It will hurt a lot more for a lot longer and I probably wouldn't get in any trouble.

Granted, but then he's still a douche
Edit: Granted, but you are now banned for being too good at it.

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish

[TheGlassesGirl]

Dammit, LoM.

Granted. But you got no water, and your awesome cartoon was canceled.

I wish Ed, Edd and Eddy would come back. DX

[NorthernChaosGod]

None of the original voice actors or even animators are working on the show. It sucks. Worse than before.

I wish for a white van and an unlimited supply of candy

[leader of mortals]

Granted, and it comes with a free Chris Hansen and prison term!

I wish my greatest unknown desire would come true

[TheGlassesGirl]

I wish NCG would've made a wish and didn't diss one of the coolest shows of my childhood.

EDIT: STOP THAT.

Granted. And I know what it is.

I wish I could remember to make a wish.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wishing is now the only thing you can think of.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

I wish NCG would've made a wish

I did.

and didn't diss one of the coolest shoes of my childhood.

Hmmm, now I have to ask. How old are you?