Corrupted Wish Game

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but now all other threads have DIED.

I wish I was a better artist.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. But you become like Edgar Allen Poe. You're a brilliant artist, but your mind is so dark and twisted that you can only draw disturbing and/or terrifying images. You hang these images all over your various walls and things, causing no one to want to visit your house. And then one dark and stormy night, your latest creation reaches a clawed arm out of the page and drags you to hell.

I think I scared myself with that one.

I wish I can has cheezburger.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but now you're a cat. Nice one.

I wish I had a glass of milk to drink with this Shepard's pie.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. But you're in Soviet Russia, where Milk Drinks YOU!

I wish I had a complete PSP game library.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but you can only play one game now: The Sims 2: Pets!

I wish my next wish after this wish wasn't corrupted.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. It will be twisted instead.

I wish Naomi would check her user CP, because I sent her a friend request.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, I accept. Prepare for a lifetime of annoyance!

I wish I had ice cream.

[qwertysaur]

Granted. You had ice cream. Not it's all gone.

I wish Miriel would post more pictures of her ADORABLE doggies!

[razorrozar7]

Granted. She posts thousands. But you notice something strange. Each dog in each picture gets slightly less adorable, until the last picture is of something that gives you screaming nightmares. And then leaps out of your computer screen and tears your throat out.

I feel morbid today. *shrug*

I wish penguins could really explode.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. They all come to your house to show you.

I wish I knew why my pug runs in circles before I put his food down on the floor.

[razorrozar7]

Nice one!

Granted. But now you don't know anything else, including how to breathe.

I wish for a sexy French maid to be my employee with benefits.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, except she had a sex change a couple years ago. And "she" tells you ALL ABOUT IT.

I wish this tea had more sugar in it.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. There is now more sugar in your glass than tea. You get diabetes.

[I wish I could look at a damn website without opening fifty more tabs of stuff I want to look at later.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, now they just open in different windows.

(Don't worry, I do that too. Like right now! -hastily closes tabs-)

I wish I had all of Flogging Molly's CD's and not just individual songs from each of them. D:

[leader of mortals]

You get them, but they are all covers of their songs. And the band that covered them is Crossfade.

I wish I could hug Naomi right now.