Corrupted Wish Game

[leader of mortals]

I give you a toothpick, in your eye

I wish there weren't so many horrible people at my school XD

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Now they're at your house!
Mosher, in your house? Oh, the humanity.

I wish this roast wasn't so burned. :B

[leader of mortals]

Granted. Now it's raw and your oven is broken.

I wish I had a class where I am surrounded by all of my super awesome friends, Naomi included

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It's gym again!

Oh god, why did I just do that to myself...

I wish I had some more Coke de Mexicano. D:

[leader of mortals]

Granted buuut... (SPOILER)

I wish I could do something worthwhile for the forums

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Now all the little nooblets will come running to you for every widdle problem they have.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

[gothicage]

granted but now everyones shy of you

i wish i had a million dollars....

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but you still gotta pay a load of taxes.

I wish I wasn't so impatient with Mafia. D:

[fire_of_avalon]

Granted. You now have the patience of a saint, and are immediately killed in the next round.

I wish I didn't have to go to work so early tomorrow.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Now you have to go when you want to go to bed.

I wish I was funnier.

[leader of mortals]

Granted. No one will ever take you seriously again

I wish for someone to hold, someone to love, someone that I can confide in and know will always be there for me.

[qwertysaur]

Granted. A cactuar is stuck to you.

I wish for some shiny objects.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Now the magpies won't leave you alone.

I wish I knew everything. 8D

[leader of mortals]

You know everything. Everyone's pain is now your own. Every suicidal thought, every tear, every cut, every night sitting alone, wishing he had the courage to pull the trigger. These thoughts are now your own.

I wish I was less of a pussy XD

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Now no girl will go out with you for being such a dick.
In my universe, that's the polar opposite.

I wish I didn't have to worry about meeting new people.