Done. But you lost your psp.
I wish I had a solid gold telephone.
Done. But you lost your psp.
I wish I had a solid gold telephone.
Granted. It's too heavy to pick up.
I wish I could never get sick for the rest of my life.
Done! Corpses don't get sick.
I wish everything was great forever and nothing went wrong.
Granted. Everything is so great, you lose perception of what the bad is, which means you simultaneously lose your perception of what is good.
I wish I had some friggin' ice cream.
Granted. It was yellow for reasons you don't want to know.
I wish i could go home because school is boring right now.
Granted but you find out that your is now being occupied by poltergeists who make your life a living hell... :S
I wish the people of this world enter into a prosperous joy filled age...
HOTROD"Lets go for a spin you and I"
Granted, but now we all have AIDS
I wish everyone hated Justin Bieber.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Granted. Nothing changed though, he still makes his terrible music.
I wish vegans weren't so snooty.
Granted. They're so nice, they make you vegan dishes for the rest of your life.
I know some very nice vegans, too.
I wish I had more coffee.
Granted, but then it's revealed to you that you had to sacrifice your soul for the sake of your ginger hair.
I wish I'd finish my Japanese homework already!