Corrupted Wish Game

[razorrozar7]

I didn't write OoTS. I just like it. So fail.

Granted. You are now forced to never post in this topic again.

I wish I hadd beat Castle Crashers with every character already.

[Rodarian]

Granted, but

you console soon frys and conks out afterwards and you'll never able to play video games again.


I wish to have a body like the greek god Apollo

[razorrozar7]

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It Rickrolls you instead.

(There really is a cake that resembles the Portal cake, but you can lift it up, and it's a Rick Astley cake that starts to sing "Never Gonna Give You Up", and it says "The cake is a lie")

I wish I had more steak. :B

[razorrozar7]

Someone should make that a mod.

Granted. It's Soylent Green brand.

I wish you knew the rules, and so did I.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. I punch you in the face. THAT'S not one of the rules, mothersmurfer.

I wish I could finish eating. (I got more steak from my sister)

[razorrozar7]

Wow, you corrupted your own wish. You got more steak, but you can't eat it. My work here is done.

Granted. But you can't STOP eating. See the Shel Silverstein poem about Hungry Mungry for the result.

I wish RickRolling was more funny and less annoying.

[Rodarian]

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

That is like the BEST THING EVER... I SHINE SO BRIGHT AND GIVE YOU LIGHT WITH MY GAS....

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It's so popular, people find a way to do it while you dream.

I wish this dollar I have was instead a $10 bill. ('Merican money)

[Pheesh]

Granted, your dollar is now a 10 dollar bill. But now you have SARS.

I wish I could come up with a wish so confusing that anyone who tried to make it backfire on me would simply explode in a mass of creamy, creamy goo.

[razorrozar7]

O_o

Granted. But then, just to see what happens, YOU try to make it backfire...

I wish I wasn't out of nachos.

[Rodarian]

Granted...But the world has run out of dip sauces....

I wish we lived in the world of anime..

[Pheesh]

Pssh, Razor didn't 'splode. I call shenanigans on this whole thread.

[razorrozar7]

I think that is the POINT of this thread, Essence.

@Roddy: Granted. We go to the world of DBZ. In one of the cities Cell attacked. The day before he attacks it.

I wish there was cake.

[Rodarian]

Granted but the cake batter was 30yrs past due date.

I wish I was a Echo the Dolphin