Corrupted Wish Game

[TheGlassesGirl]

You smurfer.

Granted, but I'm still going to knee you in the stomach if you try to pick me up on the first day of school.

I wish my playlist would stop choosing The Beatles when it's on shuffle and just pick another damn band for once.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. It now picks your newly-acquired Crossfade colors of Flogging Molly. What's more, it has deleted all your other music.

I wish Pandora didn't have stupid any ads on it.

[TheGlassesGirl]

-head/desk-

Granted. Now you pay for Pandora
(That's how you get rid of ads on Pandora. )

I wish Mafia would start, because I'm really excited for it. :o

[razorrozar7]

Granted. But it's real. And you're a Suicidal Townie.

I wish I knew how to hack.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Oh COME ON. You guys are doing pretty well with these tonight. >:U

Granted, but you hack into the Pentagon's database, and you're arrested by the CIA.

I wish my shoulder muscle would stop hurting. :<

[leader of mortals]

Your arm falls off

I wish that this school year will be a good one

[razorrozar7]

EDIT: Damn, LoM beat me to it.

Granted. It is good... by the leader of Team Galactic's standard of good. Which is to say, he is God and you live in a Crapsack World.

I wish I could find a working Spirit Tracks rom because I is teh cheepsk8.

[TheGlassesGirl]

You both suck.

LoM: Granted, but you still gotta put up with me.
Razor: Granted. And then you find out Spirit Tracks was teh suxxxorz! 8D

I wish it wasn't so cold in here.

[razorrozar7]

Did it really? I loved Phantom Hourglass.

Granted. You get teleported naked to the Sahara.

I wish that I possessed the ability to enter video games and to exit them again when I wanted and to grant myself all the necessary abilities to be a Hero within the video game universes.

(Closed all the loopholes I could think of )

[TheGlassesGirl]

Well, I didn't like PH to begin with. I am being quite biased.

Granted, but then when you return to the real world, you still think you're the protagonist of the game you were just playing, and continue on IRL as if you're still in the game. Sadly, you just got done playing GTA IV.

I wish I had money. >:

[leader of mortals]

I'm gonna answer Naomi's as well, because I'm cool like that.

Naomi: You aren't cold anymore because you are hugging me
razorrozar: You are Cait Sith
Edit: Naomi 2: It's fake and you are in jail


I wish my friends wouldn't move away to college next year

[razorrozar7]

Somebody needs to do something about this post overlap thing.

@Naomi's Answer: Epic win.
@LoM's Answer: I liked Ket Shee.

@Naomi's wish: You get infinite money the day before the worldwide economy collapses and money becomes worthless.
@LoM's wish: They don't move. You do. To Antarctica.

I wish I had a go-kart.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It doesn't come with wheels.

I wish I could adjust the nose piece on my glasses so they weren't digging into my tear duct. D':

[leader of mortals]

Granted, now they are tearing into your eye, and deeper, into your brain.

I wish I had classes with all my friends

[razorrozar7]

EDIT: Goddamn it, LoM.

Granted. You have classes with all your friends that last until you die and crumble into dust.

I wish I had the Fierce Deity's mask IRL.