Corrupted Wish Game

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but then you ARE FDL. You stomp your house down.

I wish I had a wish to make, but I'm distracted by this delicious coffee.

(This would be a great time to mention I am a caffeine addict and I freaking love coffee.)

[razorrozar7]

You'll need it so you can stay up all night posting.

Granted. You wish that you were a snail. It's granted.

I wish I knew where my PS2 is.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. You find it broken, in a dumpster.

I wish my coffee cup was magic and never ran out of coffee. O___O

[razorrozar7]

Granted. It begins to overflow and covers the whole world with coffee. Much much later, the Great Sea in Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, and Spirit Tracks is now coffee.

I think that was epic win.

I wish trash did not stink.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but now everything else does.

Wishes she had a grand boat for this coffee sea.

[razorrozar7]

You posted like this was the ^ < v thread.

Granted. You are now sailing on the Golden Ship from Phantom Hourglass. But it's made from real gold. Which sinks.

I wish this forum did not keep sucking me away from OoT.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. But now we'll play without you and do evil things to you!

I wish I could multitask better.

[razorrozar7]

Granted. But now you can't focus on one thing for longer than a fraction of a second.

I wish Link and Zelda were real. Oh, and Malon.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. But so is Ganon, and we all know the rest of the story.

I wish I could stay on and talk to you guys all night. D:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Granted, but then you have to talk to me all night.

I wish I was the richest man ever.

[razorrozar7]

EDIT: DAMN it, NCG!!!11!!one1!

Granted. You rob everyone in the world. And then get gunned down in cold blood by Robert Ford.

I wish I had a sword.

[TheGlassesGirl]

HA @ Both of you. xD

@ Northern: Granted, but now everyone else is poor and cannot afford to produce anything. Nothing to do with the money now.
@ Razor: Granted. but it's FDL's sword. And you're still normal size.

[razorrozar7]

I wish Naomi had made a wish.

[leader of mortals]

Granted, it is a wish for you to die, and it was granted, but the catch to that wish is that you came back as a zombie and ate Naomi

I wish I had someone to hold all night long XD

[NorthernChaosGod]

You make your wish and nothing happens, so you end up masturbating all night.

I wish for Naomi.