Corrupted Wish Game

[TheGlassesGirl]

16. :B

Granted. It's a "one time use" only, though, and using it is illegal.

I wish for UNLIMITED COOKIES~

[NorthernChaosGod]

You now have Type 2 Diabetes.

I wish for unlimited internets.

16. :B

[qwertysaur]

Granted. You also lose control over your arms and have become blind.

I wish for a pet duck. A friendly duck.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted, but he has a Siamese twin brother, who is EEEEEEVIL.

I wish gay marriage was legal everywhere. D:<

[leader of mortals]

You have a friendly duck. He's flies south for the winter after you have greatly bonded with him and never returns
Edit: It is now legal everywhere, but now all the idiots against it start killing the gays

I wish I were better looking

[TheGlassesGirl]

F'reals, STOP THAT. D:

Granted. But now the ladies won't leave you alone. They won't even let you sleep.

I wish I had an idea for something to draw.

[leader of mortals]

Granted. It's the drawing of me poking your face

I wish that, at the end of this life, I could relive my life with all the knowledge I have, and be able to change everything and be a better person.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I still gotta draw that for you, don't I?

Granted, but you then realize the way you're living now is exactly how it should be played out, and you still have to live through all the tragedies that have occurred.

I wish that my hair would grow out again.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Granted, but now your hair is snakes!

I wish that I had a glass of water.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. It's poisoned!

I wish I could do parkour.

[leader of mortals]

Your hair grows out again. You become Medusa. You are voted for on Day 0 and killed night 1
Edit: Wow, I'm slow... Hiveminded NCG, though...

You parkour yourself into a wall

I wish I could play an instrument

[NorthernChaosGod]

Granted! Now you play the triangle.

I wish I had an electric drumset.

[Bunny]

You now have an electric drumset. Unfortunately, you had to sell your arms and legs to get them.

I wish ball point pens were destroyed.

[leader of mortals]

Ball Point Pens are destroyed. Into your face.

I wish I didn't have to read "The Good Earth"

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. You fail the class, and Mrs. Mast won't be very happy with you. DON'T MAKE MRS. MAST SAD LoM.

I wish I could call LoM by his real name on here, though I don't think he'll mind either way.