You call me Patrick and everyone finds me and kills me
I wish I had a Quina Signature
You call me Patrick and everyone finds me and kills me
I wish I had a Quina Signature
Granted, but it looks like Quina wants to kill everyone.
I wish I owned Trauma Team. :<
Quina would never kill everyone! Eat everyone, maybe, but not kill!
You get Trauma Team for free! It's actually Meatspin and Rick Roll put together.
I wish I had a pet Moomba :3
Due to a glitch, you get a pet Roomba in evil sentience mode.
I wish my friend was home from Utah.
Granted. But now everyone else goes to Utah. I mean, WTF is in Utah, anyways?
I wish I could wake up.
Granted. You are now awake and never able to fall asleep again.
I wish it was December.
Granted. There's 17 feet of snow that you alone have to shovel out, but hey, at least Christmas is around the corner.
I wish I wasn't having constant, unexplainable panic attacks about school starting.
Granted. Now you are having constant, unexplainable Pedobear attacks from Northern.
I wish more Mafia people were online.
Granted. Now the game is never gonna eeeeend!
I wish LoM won't pull some stupid prank on me on the first day of school like I know he will.
Granted! He'll pull the most epic prank on you instead. Be prepared.
I wish I had a PS3.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Granted. Too bad it breaks within the first week of owning it, and your warranty JUUUUST expired.
I wish I had something to eat for breakfast.
Granted, but how do you like your eggs in the morning?
I wish I didn't have to go to work, but I still got paid for today.
Granted. But then you're fired tomorrow!
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.
Granted. But an Octorock kills you right after and you get a game over.
I wish I had a trout to smack \certain people with
Granted. They just happen to got a shark to smack back with.
I wish I had a tooth pick. I got somethin' stuck in my teeth. :b
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