Corrupted Wish Game

[leader of mortals]

Granted. I introduce you to all my dumb stoner friends, and they all creep on you.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my future while regretting the past.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. You worry about the past while regretting the future.

I wish the dishes would clean themselves tonight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Granted. The dishes become sentient, clean themselves, and then leave.

I wish I got paid more.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. Your employer goes bankrupt because they paid you so much. No more job!

I wish I could stop playing Give Up, Robot.

[leader of mortals]

Granted. You are no longer playing. You ARE the robot. And you are on hard mode. Good luck, and godspeed.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. You wish their was a rabid Tasmanian devil in your trousers.

I wish I had more tea

[leader of mortals]

You have more tea, but it gives you aids.

I wish NCG would post next and say someting funny

[TheGlassesGirl]

Gran- HA!

I wish I had more coffee.

[leader of mortals]

You have more coffee, but it gives you Herpes.

I wish Naomi would post something sweet next XD

[TheGlassesGirl]

Granted. I answered your wish, what more do you want?

I wish I knew how to be nicer.

[leader of mortals]

Can not grant, you are already super nice :3

I wish Naomi would find my creepiness funny and charming instead of, well, creepy

[razorrozar7]

Granted. She permanently glomps you and never lets go. She cuts off circulation in your legs.

I wish my friend didn't insist on looking at guides on his PC while playing the PS3, thus depriving me of the ability to be on here.

[leader of mortals]

Granted. She permanently glomps you and never lets go. She cuts off circulation in your legs.

Wheres the bad part?

Granted, but now he plays games all day on the computer and sold the PS3 to pay for the monthly subscription.

I wish I could know what people really think about me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Granted. They all hate you, now you're sad.

I wish Naomi liked me.

[missaira]

granted. now she does, and you suddenly realise you don't like her. at all. and she's really very annoying.

i wish that i could find a pen that writes well on the back of my hand.