Granted, and everyone loves it so much they form massive worship groups and mob you where ever you go and you end up being ripped to pieces by all the people in the world then the entire mob hangs themselves because they think your story is so awesome except for the little children who don't know how to read, they now rule the world and barney is put on rerun after rerun just one specific show and now the world follows the new barney religion.

I wish that all my wishes were completely uncorruptable.