Fortunately, Unfortunately!

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I decided to make this thread because I love Fortunately, Unfortunately and it is superior to Corrupt a Wish because there's a STORY! And it usually ends up in very bizarre places.

I start off with a topic:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy.

Then the next person goes:

Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy.

So, the next person says fortunately and keeps this story going. Use your imagination.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy. Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy. Fortunately...