Fortunately, Unfortunately!

[Clo]

I decided to make this thread because I love Fortunately, Unfortunately and it is superior to Corrupt a Wish because there's a STORY! And it usually ends up in very bizarre places.

I start off with a topic:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy.

Then the next person goes:

Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy.

So, the next person says fortunately and keeps this story going. Use your imagination.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy. Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy. Fortunately...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fortunately, the puppy mauled out the neighbor's throat and went back to Mary.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, the neighbor had a posse of cutthroats who wanted revenge.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, the posse of cutthroats were not very well versed in the art of revenge and failed miserably.

[razorrozar7]

@clo. >_< You coulda waited till mine got started good...

*gets over it*

Unfortunately, their mere presence made Mary panic and she jumped out her third-story window.

[Clo]

I like yours too. I was thinking "more games in Wonder Square, more fun".

Fortunately, a really obese man was walking by just below and his soft cushy body prevented her from being injured.

[razorrozar7]

I agree... I was just worried everybody'd go to one of them and the other would die a painful death.

Unfortunately, a cactus ended up beneath her on the rebound.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, the cactus was in a state of extremely accelerated decomposition and crumbled under her weight.

[razorrozar7]

Unfortunately, she passed out from the stench of decomposing cactus just as Reno and Rude passed by... and they mistook her for Aerith.

(Just roll with it.)

[Clo]

Fortunately, her puppy came and tore their throats out.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unfortunately, Nanaki saw this and now had the hots for the puppy.

[Clo]

Fortunately, the puppy realized it was, uh, a puppy and way too young to be in a relationship.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unfortunately, Nanaki is much larger and stronger than the puppy and had... less than pure motives on his mind.

[Breine]

Fortunately, Mary woke up just in time and kicked Nanaki in the face for being such a perv.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, a drawn out duel began between Mary and Nanaki for the puppy's affection.