2) HOW DID NOBODY GUESS SUPERMILLIONAIRE FFS YOU PEOPLE
What a bad rap he gets, and from people who don't even know him. You ever approached him? Tried to talk to him? You might be surprised who is the one more likely to be tricked in this situation.
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