It would be a Disney Channel sickly-sweet POWER OF FRIENDSHIP show. Cuch and Bunny would be the cool characters who get all the ladies while putting the main characters down at every oppurtunity. The main characters cannot take a joke and always cry to the relevant authorities (parents, police, lawyers etc) and then the smackdown is dished at the end of every episode through the friends' half baked philosophy and everybody lives happily ever after until the next day of school.

In the reunion episode 10 years later the friends still live with their parents because they can't take the pressure of the outside world, while Cuchulainn and his cronies have jobs in high positions and get fellated every night because in the real world being a dick gets you places.