All Along the Watchtower

[Levian]

"There's gotta be some way outta here," said the joker to the thief.

Haha, I always thought it was "said the chocolate to the thief." I just shrugged it off as being a weird song. I suppose joker makes a little more sense, but not by much!

[oddler]

It'd probably be Psychotic because even though he's a cool cat, he's the kind of guy that's got so much going for him that there's always going to be a jealous person out there envying him for being too rockin'. That person would start an altercation and I'd be there so Psychotic could say, "Hey, bro, just calm down. Look, I'm hanging out with oddler. How can I really be that awesome if I keep this guy around for company? Seriously, dude." And I'd be all because he said my name.

[Madame Adequate]

Huxley, hands down.

He can stand there and bore enemies to death with discussion about his feeble ideas for peace while I formulate a plan to get us out of the mess.

My "feeble ideas for peace" involved committing genocide against everyone who is not me and does not swear absolute obedience to me. This is hardly feeble. Your hippy "Let's just all get along everyone I'll braid daisy chains into your hair" is feeble. And YOU are feeble because you are a girl and girls have no muscle mass.

[Jiro]

I don't know how many of you I'd trust if I found myself in some kind of dangerous situation. There are many strong possibilities: Guardian for his jetpack, NCG for his wookie rage. Rantzien for his viking heritage, Laddy for his style. Hux for his tactics and emotionlessness, Cuch for his brawling ability (I know he has it).

But I think the person I'd have to pick is Psychotic. That way, in a dangerous predicament, I can fuel it and take him out. I might not live, but I'll be remembered as the guy who helped rid the world of that other guy

[Rodarian]

Jiro will be my partner in crime... If all else fails.... We roll down hill!!!

[Meat Puppet]

tavrobel.

together, we can engineer the world.

spy's sappin' mah sentry

[NorthernChaosGod]

NCG for his wookie rage.

Ain't nothin' short of a moon stopping a mad wookie. /smug

[Shorty]

My "feeble ideas for peace" involved committing genocide against everyone who is not me and does not swear absolute obedience to me. This is hardly feeble. Your hippy "Let's just all get along everyone I'll braid daisy chains into your hair" is feeble. And YOU are feeble because you are a girl and girls have no muscle mass.

Girls have plenty of muscle mass. You aren't using your brain. If you were, you'd see that a girl is a perfect companion to have in case a distraction is needed.

I'll have you know that plenty of people are fond of daisy chains!

[Rye]

Don't mind Hux. He's just cranky because he's constipated!

[G13]

NCG for his wookie rage.

Ain't nothin' short of a moon stopping a mad wookie. /smug

There, there. It was a pretty big moon dude. Any smaller and you would have taken it.

[Peegee]

I'd hang out with Snorlax so we can just Zzzzzz

[boris no no]

Psy, and the predicament would be him trying to see my under boob

[NorthernChaosGod]

Psy, and the predicament would be him trying to see my under boob

Who wouldn't?

[Meat Puppet]

I read that as "trying to see him under my boob" first time around

[Jiro]

Basically the same anyway.