6:30 AM: Wake up, comb my beard
7:00 AM: Eat a moose for breakfast
8:00 AM: Go to work and right all the wrongs in the world
4:00 PM: Come home and wrong all the rights in the world.
5:00 PM: Dance Party
6:00 PM: Eat a bear for dinner
7:00 PM: Dance Party
8:00 PM: Heavy drug usage time
10:00 PM: Internet