Typical day:
11AM: Wake up, grab a fruit and granola bar for breakfast.
12AM: Work on one of my projects.
1-2:30PM: Lunch, followed by cardio workout and lots of stretching and Netflix.
2-6PM: Housewife duties, depending what day it is; walk to the grocery store
6PM: Make dinner.
7-11PM: Eat dinner, putz around online, blog
12AM-3AM: Read

Today:
9AM: Wake up, walk BJ out, eat a donut
9:30AM: Feel uterus preparing for attack; take 200mg IBProfin and go back to sleep
12PM: Wake up feeling much more pain. Take 600mg more IBProfin and sit at computer, willing pain away
12:30PM: Re-heat some of last night's dinner, set down the full bowl, almost fall over, draw very hot bubble bath
1PM: Realize hot water isn't helping, vomit, get out of tub, vomit again; tastes like grapes and donut
2PM: Lay in bed wondering why God hates me
2:30-3PM: Reject the idea of being conscious
4PM: Wake up, realize I'm able to move, sit at my computer and post this
5:30PM: Go back to bed and finish The Virgin Suicides