Vampires Suck

[Shlup]

I'm watching it right now. I mean, I expected it to be bad, but it's... wow. So bad.

Oh oh oh! I just laughed almost! Cheetos!

Am I the only one willing to sit through this travesty? I downloaded the sceener.

[Jessweeee♪]

That's disappointing. I didn't think it'd be awesome, but I thought that since this one was focused on one pop culture phenomenon rather than just spewing out references it'd be okay.

[Bunny]

So wait, Adam Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer made a bad movie? Shocking.

[Depression Moon]

Oh I thought it was still Shawn and Marlon Waynes who were making these.

[Shlup]

That's disappointing. I didn't think it'd be awesome, but I thought that since this one was focused on one pop culture phenomenon rather than just spewing out references it'd be okay.

I was hoping the same thing, but it's basically just the Twilight movie shot-for-shot with everything exaggerated. Simply exaggerating what's already there is not clever, dammit!

I don't usually watch these kinds of movies, so I guess my expectations were too high. xP At least I didn't go pay to see it so whatever.

[Shiny]

I saw it a month or so ago. It's not like I expected it to be an amazing movie, but it makes fun of the ridiculous vampire craze that's going on lately so I approve. Plus, the Korean guy I like from The Hangover is in it, so I gave it a forgiving score. It still wasn't as bad a Epic Movie. I turned that crap off after 5 minutes.

[Del Murder]

I liked Scary Movie 1, these types of movies went downhill after that, which sucks because I love parody.

[Bastian]

But the most important question is: is there a hot Taylor Lautner look-alike in it?

[Shiny]

Yeah, Scary Movie 1 was on today and it was pretty decent. It didn't just exaggerate things, it actually came up with new things for the storyline. Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and whatever other movie ending with "Movie" needs to stop. I don't expect parodies to be amazing. I mean we all know parody is the lowest form of comedy, but still.

AND NOT THAT FUDGE FACE

[Raistlin]

I liked Scary Movie 1, these types of movies went downhill after that, which sucks because I love parody.

Agreed. Movie parodies just aren't what they used to be, likely due to the financial requirement of having to dumb itself down for the lowest common denominator.

I am almost disappointed this movie sucks. Some mainstream good, heavy Twilight criticism could have been entertaining (if only for its response from the mindless fangirls).

[Del Murder]

I wish they would make more parodies in the vein of classics like Airplane and The Naked Gun. Is Leslie Nielsen still around?

[Bunny]

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[Marshall Banana]

I liked Scary Movie 1, these types of movies went downhill after that, which sucks because I love parody.

Agreed. Movie parodies just aren't what they used to be, likely due to the financial requirement of having to dumb itself down for the lowest common denominator.

I am almost disappointed this movie sucks. Some mainstream good, heavy Twilight criticism could have been entertaining (if only for its response from the mindless fangirls).

I wish there could be a real MST3K episode featuring Twilight.