I own a cat vicariously through my girlfriend. He's named Pudding and he's a real mean jerkoff, but that's why we love him. He used to get in a lot of fights with the neighbour cats until he was neutered. Now he doesn't even want to go outside anymore. He just lounges around by the windows, catchin' rays now. Nothing smells better than a sunbaked cat.

Black and white? You gotta call him Moo.