Pet personalities!

[Madame Adequate]

What kind of people are your pets, gang? I'll discuss mine, from youngest to eldest!

Murphy is a shy guy. He use to be fairly brave and rarely got ruffled, but he liked under my parent's bed and when the delivery men came with a new mattress, he ran to hide there. Only for the bed to be torn asunder above him! Since his hiding spot was so violated he's been a much more nervous, shy puss, but he's very friendly and affectionate to those he knows. He likes to be left alone a lot anyway though!

Jinx is a catten even though he's six years old. He still looks like a kitten, all skinny and gangly and awkward. He is, however, a grumpy old man at heart and he spends a lot of his time complaining about various things and shouting at people when they go anywhere near the kitchen because he wants his cheese tithe, damnit! He's completely docile aside from being loud though, and would not last ten minutes in the wild because as soon as he identifies a threat, he just hunkers down and hopes it goes away.

Sugi is a BIG FAT BLACK CAT! He's a big sweetie, always affectionate, but nearly as shouty as Jinx when he gets hungry. We've had him on a diet for like two years and it hasn't done a damned thing, but we don't really mind, he's just a big soft warm lump who always wants a lap to curl up on. But he gets jealous easily, and if someone else is getting affection that he wants, he'll stick himself between you and whoever you're petting! Oh and he's also a demented pervert who likes to rape Jinx.

Teeko is my cat, and he's getting on a bit now, so his arthritis has made him a bit less agile than he used to be. But oh my god, there has never been a cat as loyal and affectionate as this one. You think dogs are man's best friend? Dogs are Judas next to my Teekocat, he does NOTHING with his life except A) sleep and B) love-bomb. If I don't shut the cats out of my room at night I will usually get woken up pretty much hourly as he schnooks around my face, purring wildly, and drooling profusely. He drools an insane amount when he is happy. It is gross but he's so adorable, but I can't sleep so he often gets evicted

[escobert]

I don't have any pets atm and it makes me sad!

[Fujiko]

I have two goldfish, Stardust and Golden. They love eachother and follow eachother around all day; sometimes they hide together and just stay there side by side for the longest time. They're so cute.

I also have four angelfish (I haven't named them yet!); one is black, one is silvery white with black stripes and two are completely silvery white.

Now, the two silvery ones always stick together and hide in the same corner and are pretty calm whilst the black one is always alone and is the smallest of them. The striped one however is the leader. It attacks any one of them fish that eats before it has when I feed them. It has to eat first and the others aren't allowed to eat where it's eating. It's so aggressive it's funny; it went from being the most shy out of all of them, to being the most aggressive who wants all the food and all the space to itself. xD And when it attacks it moves with such speed and then just pecks them aggressively until they move out of the way. And even when they do move out of the way it continues to harass them all the way to the corner of the tank, and then it swims back to wherever it was before. xDD

The striped one is also the biggest one out of all of them; it reminds me of that striped angelfish in Finding Nemo. xD

I always wanted a husky or a cat, though. But my mother didn't want furries inside the house and so I had to grow up without a furry pet. I don't have time for a furry pet now, but I still love taking care of my fish!

[Lola Cat]

IMMA CAT!!! miaou! =3 ~^_^~

I like to BITE BITE BITE. I bit my allies feets earlier! she tryed to hide them under the blanketz and i bit bit bit bit bit them!!! SO MUCN FUN!!

but i am really cool sometimes tooooo. I like to lay around and sleep, sleep on the floor on the couch on the kitchin table on my allies. I LOVE SLEEP!

sometimes i curl up as catloaf. meow! nekopan! nummy

I like:
my mouses
lobstars (i hope the asian will feed me lots of lobstars when he visits ME!!!)
dancing
biting
grasshoppers
following my allies around

[rubah]

uhh, what she said^

[Parker]

The house cat is basically a teenage girl who alternatively bitches at and loves her parents and otherwise only talks to us for food. Also she gets really spaced out stoned on the cat nip.

[Peegee]

uhh, what she said^

wtf is up with your cat o_________________O why are you feeding her lobstars and how does she dance?

I don't know what kind of personality my cat has - she just minds her own business and sometimes she comes and looks at me, probably thinking 'what is that food giver doing?'

Then I catch her looking at me so I chase her down the stairs and into a corner where she cowers while I bite on her

*nom*
*lifts cat up by scruff using teeth*

^_^

wait what is this thread about?

[Laddy]

Need I say?

[Fujiko]

Lol, Allie xD So cute!

[Raistlin]

Casper (dog) has ADHD and severe mental retardation.

Lilly (cat) is shy and also severely retarded, but has a spiteful streak and enjoys taunting Casper and getting him into trouble.

Fat Cat (cat) is big, somewhat overweight, middle-aged, and grouchy. Only likes a couple of people all the time (and even those can piss him off occasionally), and everybody else better damn well wait until he feels like it to touch him. Hates Casper with a fiery passion, but instead of trying to kill him has decided simply to avoid him whenever possible.

[Bunny]

Lilith is a huge brat that constantly tries to get into everything, regardless of how difficult it is. If she sees an opening for mischief, she is immediately headed in that direction. She is ballsy as hell and has the ability to balance perfectly on any object, regardless of how flimsy it is. She also might be a lesbian, because she enjoys going down the front of female's shirts and playing with boobies. All-in-all, she is the sweeter of the two because when you give her food she takes it with her paws instead of Athena's favorite method of grabbing.

Athena is her slightly more aware sister who is not necessarily as troublesome immediately. She takes more time to wind up but when she does, will freak the hell out a lot of the time and become a complete and utter spaz. She likes playing with hands and is afraid of tubes. When you feed her, she often bites your finger out of sheer excitement because FOOD FOOD FOOD. It doesn't hurt, it's just surprising. She may or may not be a lesbian but she does enjoy butts.

[Shorty]

My dog Achilles has the attention span and mischevious attitude of an eight-year old boy.

[Crop]

Zack, my dog, is a grump. He's fairly big and strong, but he's a real wimp. He growls a lot, but he doesn't actually do anything other than that. He only wants to be loved.

[Marshall Banana]

Tiki is a bully, and she's short-tempered (especially toward Tobi)! She loves her toys, though! She lays her favorite toys next to her bowl of dog food (as if they need to eat), and she takes them out with her to go pee-pee. She also kisses them a lot like they're her babies. Tiki loves riding in the car more than anything, I think, because she likes sticking her head out of the window. XD Most of the day, Tiki acts like a security guard to the dog bowl. Also, if dad is home, no one else is allowed to take her out to pee, because he's her favorite.

Tobi is much more gentle than Tiki (he doesn't bite), but he's a lot more needy, and he's territorial over our bedroom (notice I said "our," not "my"). He'll whine if he wants attention (that's the needy part), and he'll try to intercept people who are heading to my room, then bark at them to leave (that's the territorial part), although he isn't threatening at all, just cute! He's obsessed with pee-pee time. He wants to mark every place in the yard, and he wants to go out every two hours, even if all he can do is tinkle a bit. It's tiring, because he usually doesn't want to go inside until he's marked three or four different plants (and he's picky).

Jinx doesn't care about anything in the world.

[rubah]

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