"You're the best looking guy here."

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Maybe all the other guys just had bad acne that day or were taken or gay. She narrowed down the options and went for the brooding guy in the background. Perhaps she was really into J-Pop, and some J-Pop artist she knew looked like him and that's why she found him hot. Who knows? And you're playing as Squall, so it's all good. When she says he's good looking, she's clearly saying that you're good looking.

Are you saying that Squall isn't gay? Now that I have a hard time believing. I was pretty sure at the start of the game, all the sexual tension was towards Seifer. Zell wanted some of the action too, but was distracted by hot dog buns.

If Squall was gay, I can't imagine him liking any of the other guys who are in this game because they're all idiots or douche-bags or both. I look at it like this, if I was Squall and if I was gay I wouldn't be into Seifer, Irvine, or Zell because they all annoy the smurf out of me! I mean Seifer is the ass_hole, Irvine is the self-proclaimed "ladies man" who might be overcompensating for something, and Zell is the party dude with very little common-sense, who also can't stomach anything except for hot-dogs.