So you pay no attention to how long you spend furiously wrestling the one-eyed monster while waiting for videos offering a peek of a 20-year-old girl's undergarments to buffer? I'm guessing that is because it is a regular occurance.

Also yeah, don't worry about my hands. Only 2 more weeks 'til my next payday and then I can hire your ma. Tell her to oil up the special chair for me, cheers.