When I'm drunk, it's usually very late when I come home so I pass out in bed. And then there's usually some sexy time involved, and I'm a very put-together drunk so this isn't as bad as it may sound immediately.

I hosted a lot of my own parties with a lot of friends over at my last apartment, so usually I was already home so I would call out to the remaining people who would still be there not to break anything while I was unconcious.

Also, when I move into my new apartment, in... 12 days, I plan to decorate and then proceed to be drunk for as much time as possible for the remainder of August.