Quote Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS View Post
I had an accident in school when I was small, this bastard called student A told the whole class and they laughed. My teacher restored order then took me to the toilet and cleaned me up.
When I was in second grade, this er in sixth grade thought it would be funny to tell the bus driver I flipped him off. Despite the fact that I did not yet know what flipping someone off was. When the bus driver said, "Why did you flip him off?" my response was, "But I didn't touch him!"