I remember some of the contests I won now. The stupidest one was in fourth grade where like 80 percent of the class was missing for some reason so the teacher decided to not teach and play games instead. We played eraser tag where you have to keep an eraser perfectly balanced on your head while you try to quickly escape from people trying to tag you without dropping the eraser. I ended up being the last one standing. I even had to beat the teacher. Hairstyle and my head shape probably had a lot to do with it. I was also the only girl in the class so I ended beating a bunch of boys. The teacher was a big tall dude.