Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post

  • Dance contest in like, 4th grade. Me and the girl I was dancing with won it together. We got candy for a prize!
  • Won a "make a face" contest and got second place in another (I had my face published in a nation-wide kids magazine!)
  • Drag beauty pageant. The prize was glory.


Man, looking at that list, I should've been an actor or something... or gay.
This reminds me: Lissa and I have yet to ask your mother for that tape, Rantz.