Here's one for you, Shluppers:

What do Ethiopians do at night?
(SPOILER)Starve.

More:

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
(SPOILER)A pilot.

How do you confuse a blonde?
(SPOILER)Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

EDIT: Anti-jokes surpass puns for the highest form of humor.