I was hatched from a tiny little egg.
I was hatched from a tiny little egg.
well, also, I didn't even let her get a good night's sleep before.
I was not born. I am eternal, here in the darkness before the beginning and after the end. Watching. Always.
(SPOILER)I was born at about 5:20pm. My mother was 16. I was lots of lbs of baby, lul.
Born sometime in the morning July twenty-second, I have no clue what time specifically.
There was a massive thunderstorm while my mom was in labour, which is only slightly notable because for a long time I had astrapophobia. It was a pretty short and relatively painless labour, as my mom had done it several times before and was pretty much a pro (not like Michelle Duggar tho, my mom is not a cray cray peasant baby maker tyvm).
EoFF has a high percentage of people who were not actually born.
I am not surprised.
Also, my birth certificate says I was born at 2:55pm, which is incorrect. Makes me wonder what else on it could be wrong... :o
You are my long lost sister.
Your name is actually Emphysema Theodosia Sigurðardóttir.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Late in the evening on 07/20/1985 my mother told my father she was in labor. He figured she knew because she'd had a kid before, even though I was 2 weeks early. They went to the hospital and her water hadn't broken and she wasn't dilating. So they waited and waited then got tired of waiting and induced labor. I was born at 6 a.m. on July 21, 1985. I was purple, and wrapped in a caul, which is supposed to mean I'm Captain America or something.
Also I pooped on my mom.
Signature by rubah. I think.
When birthed into existence from The Great One, I weighed approximately 10 pounds, 2 ounces.
I have since gained five pounds.
I came out of the ocean foam riding on a seashell, and there were some cherubs flying around me while I did this too.
I actually know surprisingly little about this event, except that my mom had a C-section (she had one for all three of her children, because she sucks at giving birth), and she likes to show me her C-section scar, which is really gross. Seriously.
Also, I was a normal weight (6 lbs? 7? Like I know) and I had a lot of hair on my baby head. My grandparents went around telling the nurses/extended relatives that I looked like a Puerto Rican baby.
This is what I know, and it's not fun.
I was born on Nivember 3rd, 8:42 PM. My sister came out at 7:38, my mom said I was a very tiny baby.
I'm a rare one seeing as I have O blood type while my twin sister has B. :O
streme Wheelie
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I was however many weeks premature (inb4 jokes) and there were complications and I wasn't all that healthy but smurf YOU DOCTORS I LIVE
oh that reminds me! http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs095...._7124306_n.jpg i was the reddest baby out of all of my mom's babies.
Awww baby Kari~ <3
streme Wheelie
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O+ or -, Laddy? WE COULD BE BLOOD BROS
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