Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
Off topic but relevant..

I think the closest a guy has come to feel labor pains and giving birth is when he constipated and having to push the log out from the tiny ahole....

Pussssssh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhh Pussssssssssssh
They say passing a kidney stone is the closest we'll get to experiencing the pain of labour.

Interesting fact: the G-spot reduces pain during labour by 60%! (some random thing I came along, is it accurate? *shrugs*)

As for me? My mom went into labour at 7:00pm, I was born at 7:43pm. The doctor told my mom when she was pregnant with my sister that, "she was made for having babies." Needless to say, it was a natural birth and I was born an average weight. My dad was the first to hold me, after the doctor, apparently.