Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Caution. Anti-aging juice will have common and serious side effects such as loss of appetite, narcolepsy, heightened sense of pain, constipation, diarrhea, joint pain, extreme fits of rage, sterility, purple skin, clumpy growths on elbows, memory loss, death, stroke, anemia, pica, paranoia, accelerated aging, decapitation, kleptomania, cravings for fish head soup, obesity, rapid weight loss, technophobia, patchy baldness, arthritis, every type of cancer known as well as several varieties currently undiscovered (yes, even females who take this can get prostate cancer), hernias, blood in stools, coma, spontaneous human combustion, bad breath, balding, hair growth, giantism, shrinking, sweating, blindness, loss of sense of smell, tooth decay, lupus, herpes, and paper cuts.
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