Mindsmurf Mafia (Mafia XVI) - Discussion Thread

[Raistlin]

Psy only considered it because he had no idea what those words meant either. Real football is for real men!

[Jiro]

Psy only considered it because he had no idea what those words meant either. Real football is for real men!

I agree with you on that. Smurf this handegg business.

[Raistlin]

Smurf your MOM's handegg!

[Jiro]

Smurf your MOM's handegg!

If you're going to insult me at least use my own language plox Besides, my mum doesn't have a handegg. SHE HAS A FOOTBALL THAT IS ROUND AND KICKED WITH FEET HENCE FOOTBALL

EDIT: Oh yeah btw this mafia was the best 'cause we had a damn ninja you beaches [General Statement]

[qwertysaur]

I told you Nyx was mafia.

[NorthernChaosGod]

A ball can be ovoid too, guys. No handegg.

[Goldenboko]

##Haunt: This game thread

Attention whore.

[qwertysaur]

Edit: Also Jiro Mafia V had a mafia ninja as well. Auron played by oddler. Jessweeee♪ and Mogi shot him as Freya.

Also if you mess this up I'll make my posts harder to read for a while.

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[Shiny]

Sad to see Herpes go, but at least something good did come out of this Mafia. It inspired me to create a new game role.

[Goldenboko]

Also if you mess this up I'll make my posts harder to read for a while.

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Sounds excellent. God I hope we smurf up.

[Jessweeee♪]

ARGH I NEED TO KNOOOOW SOMEBODY DIE NOW

[Shiny]

It's very obvious at this point. Let's hope it's obvious to the town.

[Psychotic]

I was bulletproof why did this happen

here is my journal I was keeping PLEASE ENTJOY

Day 0 -

Didn't know what my role was, as I was told I was neutral. Figured I may be Survivor or possibly something crazy. Had no interest in this, just stayed low.

Day 1 -

Learn my role. Come to the conclusion that my greatest and only threat is the lynch. So I make it obvious that I am Psychotic. Then, just like prison, I decide to get in a fight on the first day. Hades. I start taking shots at him for daring to vote for me, hoping that this would make people realise what would happen if they tried to vote for me. Thankfully, he came out of it worse and that was that.

Day 2 -

I decided I wanted some team mates. Town and mafia had teams, so why couldn't I? Plus it'd be pretty funny! Unfortunately my gang fell apart and nobody really held true to the Devils, which was a damned shame. It would have been great if everyone had joined and done what I said! Although I knew it wouldn't happen. Mafia would think it was a ploy to lure them out, and the town fears crazy people. Shiny flips the smurf out on me, I think she may be a lyncher so I just try to play it cool, and I think she came out of that one worse too.

Day 3 -

I fear my stunt has alienated me from the town, so I decide to help the nice people. Originally I was going to do a lot more with this, quoting everyone's theories and telling them they were great, and changing my vote to vote for whoever it was they had voted for, but I got bored of that before it even began and decided I would find a mafia member to make the town like me. Poseidon seemed scummy, and what's more, he seemed like the kind of person who would vote for me if Shiny made a play against me! I couldn't have that!

Day 4 -

Just Hulked out, nothing more to it than that! Was pleased Poseidon was scum; this meant I could do whatever the smurf I wanted.

Day 5 -

No deaths? Ha! That meant the mafia must surely have gone after me! ...speed lynch? Wait what? Lynching was the only thing that could stop me now...and all it would take was two votes! I wasn't especially popular with the mafia, and so they might try to screw me other today! "Oh but that'd reveal them to the town!" Well, what good would that do me? I put my survival above all else and decided I would strike first, and lynch someone before someone could lynch me. I chose Ares just 'cause I figured no-one would give me any resistance. Then I just screamed and shrieked like it was the end of the world and used the opportunity to yell garbled insults at Goldenboko. I kinda feared Ares would be some secret role of Del's that he had intended to be quiet all along, and would strike down any who tried to smurf with it. Like a mega bomb. But hey it would've been epic if I'd killed Gobo inadvertently! Either way, I figured he was town and was thinking of claiming bulletproof and explain my fear of a mafia lynch the next day, although I also thought it'd be hilarious if I just did a Quina. I figured I'd go with Quina first and then claim bulletproof if people tired of my antics. It turned out he was a serial killer and I could do whatever I wanted again!

Day 6-
I just unvoted anybody who unvoted me. Literally did not give a smurf.

Day 7-
I have to end this crap one way or another to claim my victory. So I tried to wipe the mafia off the face of the earth in vengeance for them trying to nightkill me twice. Took a gamble, got one right, got one wrong, eep, dead.

honestly, when a Survivor was the best scum-hunter, you know the Town has done something wrong

[Timekeeper]

I chose Ares just 'cause I figured no-one would give me any resistance.

Bastard.
I had planned to feign some sort of mute role that could be awakened when voted upon, but I never got the opportunity to, I woke up and I was dead.

[Psychotic]

Well now we're both dead. Party down, dude.