Perverts!

[Clo]

If someone makes a perverted comment to me, it usually becomes a Battle of the Perverts, and the conversation descends into Unholy Grounds as we try to out-pervert each other.

Also, I'm only okay with perverted comments if I sort of know the person. If some guy on the street says something perverted to me, my reply will have something to do with the violent loss of his dong.

[Rye]

I am the pervert.

Morning Musume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[NorthernChaosGod]

I feel like I don't have to really explain myself, you all know me.

If they react in a positive manner, I grab their crotch.

*runs away from Bunny*

[Bunny]

You're all too vanilla.

Or you're too neopolitan.

You can smurf off mate there's a line and implying that my heritage is from the Kingdom of Two Sicilies is far over it :mad2:

Which side?

[Peegee]

I voted 'Everyone should respect other people's bodies. ' only because it's the closest thing to my life philosophy, not because I think sex is icky, which it is.

For example Kishi went down to his elbow down my pants before I even said 'hi' the first time we met.

[Manny]

Well, pervy comments can usually make for a very funny conversation. But when it's some nasty, yellow toothed bum on the bus, leaning close and breathing hard while he fondles he crotch, there are some problems. Pervy humor is personally some of my favorite. It's boundless. There are, however, always certain individuals that manage to turn it into something really creepy.

So I suppose I should say, as long as it's not CREEPY and it's in the name of humor, it's perfectly acceptable.

[Christmas]

I think we can conclude that

Perverted comments/actions made by random strangers = Bad Bad.

Perverted comments/actions made by friends and people you know = Funny.

It is like how I posted a series of exciting pictures to Shiny and she totally like it.

[qwertysaur]

Also don't forget that when smelly old men say or do perverted things it's really creepy

[rubah]

pervy behavior amongst friends is fine

from other people is creepy as hell. I staunchly ignore those people.

[Bunny]

Is that why you don't answer my PMs?

[Shiny]

Yeah I agree harmless dirty jokes between friends is okay, but not when it's some random creeper on the street. But I have certain friends that I know not to joke around with like that because they don't get that humor or they end up being a lesbian and that's really awkward to repel...-_-

It is like how I posted a series of exciting pictures to Shiny and she totally like it.

Here's something pervy for you:

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I please put them in
Not one, but two

Love, Shiny

[rubah]

Is that why you don't answer my PMs?

you can't just formulate them in your imagination, you have to actually send them. I'm not psychic.

[Rodarian]

Where do you get these things Chrissymans....

I'm the good humor pervert... However if it ends up being creepy, believe me its not my intention to be so...

There's an acquaintance that I know who likes to reach down and touch my crotch :S.... I simply look at him and say, "Keeping doing that and I'll spring a hard on for you..."

[Chris]

I think it's easiest for a lot of people to connect with others by adding some kind of sexual references in their post. I'm not that kind of a creative personality.

[ChickenHeart]

It depends how well i know them, i tend to do it quite abit to my friends because i'm a dirty minded dood. I never actually mean it either, and everyone thinks i do :(
But theres a line, and thankfully i'm ok with someone going out the line a tad, but if it was someone i didn't know/hated, my God would i be scared.