Perverts!

[Clo]

:

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I please put them in
Not one, but two

Love, Shiny

Beautiful.

[Chloe.]

I agree with what most of you have said. Dirty humour with friends and people I know are fine and I find it funny, but when someone who I don't really know does it, it can get quite weird and uncomfortable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

[Christmas]

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

[Clo]

Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme.

[Bunny]

NCG ain't no poet, god dammit.

[Pheesh]

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

[Rodarian]

I think it's easiest for a lot of people to connect with others by adding some kind of sexual references in their post. I'm not that kind of a creative personality.

Well how about I'll teach you something 'creative' then....

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme.

You know it got you worked up, Clo.

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

[Nominus Experse]

g4esd4t4

[Clo]

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife some candy
Get in my van

:3

No one's gonna get in the van if you show them a knife. Candy's where it's at. I'm giving you tactics here.

[Pheesh]

Thanks. Perhaps we could discuss these tactics some more

...in my van.

[Clo]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge.

[Pheesh]

Pffft, you're way too much trouble. Precious and I are going to go find an easily trusting, low maintenance kidnapee.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge.

I have that. I have Jack.