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    Default Tits distract man while women rob him of €300

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    300 is a little steep methinks.

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    Good thing there's a limit on how much you can withdraw on the card in a day (at least on the cards I have)
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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    300 is a little steep methinks.
    "These puppies weren't cheap! Fork it over!"

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    I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim!

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    Lol. What has the world come to. xD

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    I was going to say "smurf yeah I hope they rob me!" but then I read that they were French, and so they'd have hairy Chewbacca tits.

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    I can't believe they have the nerve to say that the whole thing was caught on tape and then not post a link to it.

    That's just cruel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim!
    We'd go to jail for sexual harassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim!
    It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.


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    The mighty Clo is correct.

    However, this is the first time I've heard of boobs=weapon.

    Guy with gun: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
    Robb-ee(?):Ok, ok, just don't hurt me!

    Girl flashing guy: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
    Robb-ee: Ok, ok, just take me to the nearest hotel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim!
    It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.
    I think we need a showdown to prove that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:
    It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.
    I think we need a showdown to prove that.
    I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

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    GTFO my battle, Bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS
    I'll provide the boobs.

    *snip*

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