Dear Eyes on Final Fantasy Membership,
I deeply apologize for the trouble that I may have caused in the last couple of minutes. It is regretful that I must report that I am not myself at this moment. You see, today I received a very concerning letter in the mail regarding a very personal matter that I will not disclose this day. I assure you, however, that it was incredibly upsetting and, ultimately, a life-changing experience.
If I have caused any offense, please allow me to assure you now that it was not my intent nor did I ever derive any sort of pleasure from it. It was simply a misguided attempt at feeling even a single spec of normalcy in this otherwise trying time. Please, I hope you all accept my apologize as it is from the bottom of my deep, dark heart.
Sincerely,
Bunny
GOODBYE