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    Default How do you lose at Christmas crackers?

    I've looked it up and found many things to do and ways to pull to increase your chances of winning a Christmas cracker, but what are some ways of decreasing it?
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    Do the opposite of the things that increase your chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    Do the opposite of the things that increase your chances.
    Not playing it at all decreases your chances to 0 ^_^

    also you can give me money

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    Thanks Peegee, but I'm not just looking to lose, I want my boyfriend to win. Gonna be the bestest Christmas ever.
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    Just sabotage the christmas cracker so it will definitely break at one end I did it once when proposing to a girl (the ring was in the cracker and )

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    Wtf are you people on about?

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    it's some sort of UK/commonwealth thing. Go reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They have some in there. hats, stuff, fireworks toys. idk

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    I ALWAYS WIN!

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    Wait, Americans seriously don't have Christmas crackers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    it's some sort of UK/commonwealth thing. Go reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They have some in there. hats, stuff, fireworks toys. idk
    I did, I don't remember anything like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    Wait, Americans seriously don't have Christmas crackers?
    No we don't have any of your non american nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    it's some sort of UK/commonwealth thing. Go reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Philosopher's Stone. They have some in there. hats, stuff, fireworks toys. idk
    Damn 'mericans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    it's some sort of UK/commonwealth thing. Go reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They have some in there. hats, stuff, fireworks toys. idk
    I did, I don't remember anything like that.
    It's very low-key. The Weasley twins frog-marching Percy down to the Great Hall in his new Weasley sweater, dumbledore gets a bonnet out of his cracker, which he wears, etc. I guess it could be in any of the first three, though

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    Don't play with the smurfing things, goddamn this ain't rocket surgery.

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