Surprises!

[Shorty]

Do you like surprises? Do you like to be surprised, or do you try to sneak to find out what it is that's being kept from you? Do you like to guess at hints? Or are you a lame-o and just don't care?

I haaate having surprises dangled over my head. It's torture. And I'm pretty thick-headed, so I never get the hints I'm given, either.

[Peegee]

Do you like surprises? Do you like to be surprised, or do you try to sneak to find out what it is that's being kept from you? Do you like to guess at hints? Or are you a lame-o and just don't care?

I haaate having surprises dangled over my head. It's torture. And I'm pretty thick-headed, so I never get the hints I'm given, either.

Do you ever go to parties where you are always the subject of focus, and you're just thinking to yourself how awesome you are? Then everybody keeps wishing you a happy birthday and you're like hb to you too!

I hate that.

[escobert]

No, I don't generally like surprises.

[Rantz]

I love surprises! However, if I know I'm going to be surprised with something my curiosity tends to get the better of me. I swear I'll breathe creepily in your ear until you TELL ME WHAT IT IS WHAT IS IT

[Psychotic]

If someone has a surprise for you but won't tell you what it is, the best way to respond is to tell them you have a really great one for them too, and oh man, they'll never guess what it is but it's something they've always wanted. Eventually you'll agree to tell each other what your surprises for each other are, and after they tell you, you proclaim that their surprise is your cock in their ear. Works every time.

...except it was kind of awkward that one time with my grandma I guess.

[Clo]

I hate surprises, because

A) If it's a literal "SURPRISE" thing, I'm very jumpy, and
B) I am mistrustful of my friends to do things that AREN'T embarassing and "der der der".

[Vermachtnis]

I like surprising people.

[qwertysaur]

I was going to post Kogasa.

Surprises are good once in a while.

[Vermachtnis]

I was going to post Kogasa.

Surprises are good once in a while.

Did I surprise you?

[Ashi]

I like surprises but only from certain people, but those people have failed to give me good surprises lately

[Chris]

I seriously don't ever recall being genuinely surprised. By anything. oO

[Bunny]

One time, a friend of mine jumped out from behind a barrier and yelled "SURPRISE!". I punched him in the face and broke his nose.

Surprise.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hate surprises, because

A) If it's a literal "SURPRISE" thing, I'm very jumpy, and
B) I am mistrustful of my friends to do things that AREN'T embarassing and "der der der".

I'm totally going to surprise you for your birthday.

[Laddy]

Depends on the suprise. :3

[rubah]

I came home to a box of harry potter pencils. I'm fairly certain I did not leave them, so finding them here was a surprise!